This could be the start of something good.

1. My secretary dropped the ball. Again.
-Darren


Gabe


2. Juggling work and watching the clock.

-Shanna

Peter

I turned my head only to find that the clock on the wall read 1:55! Having only 5 minutes to complete my final I threw up my pencil, dishwashing glove and exam and realized I would be once again forced to repeat the third grade for the fifth time. -Ashley

Marc

The Hamburger Helper man will eat all of your pencils at 2 P.M. Please don't cry.

-Nate